The advantages of being a woman...

• You're always given the opportunity to enter and exit the elevator first
• Doors are opened for you
• Drinks are bought for you
• The Blockbuster video guy waves your late DVD fine
• The petrol station guy gives you discount even though your Safeway staff discount card has expired
• If something is broken you can easily find a man to fix it, or at least try to fix it
• If you drop something someone will pick it up for you
• Never having to do any heavy lifting
• Never having to hurt your hand opening a jar or bottle
• If you can't be bothered walking, someone will carry you
• You get to eat the last chocolate biscuit
• You rarely have to drive anywhere
• People will eat the food you've cooked even if it tastes bad
• If you want a McDonald's Oreo McFlurry at 10:30 at night someone will go out and get it for you
• You are automatically already a better dancer than most guys
• You can wear a skirt or pink and spend time on your hair without being called 'gay' or a 'metro'
• You don't feel shame in reading a manual or instructions and therefore don't waste time "working it out for yourself"
• If you're short you can wear high heels to make you taller
• You can cry during movies

Now for some disadvantages:

• You can't pee outdoors (Well, you can but it's a bad idea)