Why is it that...?

Guys want it all or nothing. They either want to take you for a test drive and then never speak to you again until the next time they're feeling a bit antsy or they want you to be their girlfriend. I definitely don't want to be someone's booty call but I also don't want to committ to a relationship right now. I'm happy to just float around somewhere in the middle and call it a day.

P.S I was forced to amend the language in this post as I recently found out that a certain eight year old cousin of mine has been reading my blog.

Lunch break...

Well, here I am on my lunch break sitting at my computer with a ham, cheese and mustard sandwich. It was a ham, cheese, lettuce and mustard sandwich but I removed the lettuce cos it tasted like dirt. I'm counting the minutes till the end of the day (5:15pm) so I can finally undertake my first four day weekend. This is the longest break I've had since I started work way back in February. I'm very excited cos already my weekend is looking good. I've got a family thing on Good Friday, partying Saturday night, Roundabout 7 on Sunday night and shopping on Monday. All the things you could ask for...except for a hot date...but that can be arranged. Hehehe.

Have you heard my theory about being single? I think that being single is the best. No committments, no hassles, no one to hang around doing nothing with but you've got friends for that. I say, now is the time to maximise your single days. You've got the rest of your life to be in someone else's pocket. For example, if I get married at about 25 that means that I've only got about 4 years left (maybe less) of being single. Compared with the 50 years of marriage that follows (If all goes well). I've had someone say well, if you feel so strongly about it then don't get married but of course I want to get married that's not the point. All I'm saying is there's no need to get into a serious relationship with someone when you've only got a few years to experience things on your own. What's the rush? Especially when you're probably only going to break up anyways. I'm not saying steer away from the opposite sex either. I mean, that would be boring. Go out, have a flirt, have a laugh, get to know some people. Have some fun. It would take someone really special to tie me down now. And when I see him, I'll know.

Geez, this day seems to be going so slowly...

News Flash!!!

A tragedy has occured...I have broken a nail. That's right...you heard me correctly. The thumb nail on my left hand has broken off and is no longer a level length in relation to my other nails. This is shocking news...but I will keep you posted on this horrific event.

45 minutes to kill...

I have 45 minutes of work left to kill so I figured I'd go with the flow and answer the "4" questions.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Safeway (checkout chick)
2. Paul's junk mail run (Yes, he paid me. Mum and Dad made him cos I did a lot of the folding)
3. Jeffrey Thomas & Partners (Yay! Currently where I work)
4. Annoying little sister (I take this one very seriously and have been at it since birth)

Four movies I can watch over & over:
1. Two Can Play That Game (not a well-known movie but one of the best)
2. Grease
3. Grease 2
4. The Three Musketeers ("Champagne anyone?" "Porthos, we're in the middle of a chase!" "You're right, something red.")

Four places I have lived:
1. Gladstone Park
2. Gladstone Park
3. Gladstone Park
4. Gladstone Park

Four TV shows I like to watch:
1. The OC
2. Desperate Housewives
3. The Glass House (I like to keep up with all the serious political issues)
4. Scrubs

Four foods that I like:
1. Chocolate (Who doesn't? Oh that's right, Paul doesn't, cos he's weird)
2. Chicken schnitzel
3. Chicken stir-fry
4. Chicken anything

Four websites that I visit daily:
1. Paul's blog (even though he just goes on and on and on)
2. The ninemsn weather website (I like to know what it would be like if I was allowed outside)
3. Tax Agent Portal (the joys of work)
4. Stuff on my cat (purely for inspirational purposes)

Four things I want to do before I die:
1. Travel across Europe with my best friends Stephanie & Melissa
2. Tie Paul up and tickle him until he wets his pants
3. Become a partner in an accounting firm
4. Find a handsome young man to marry (a sense of humour is a must, non-smoker, taller than me, sweeps me off my feet, knows how to treat a lady but also has a bit of a wild side)

Well, that's it. I've killed half an hour so I'm happy with that.

My friends...The Saccos

"They're not only a good looking bunch of guys. Their music is hot too."

If you click on the link 'Creative Control' over there on the right and go to the gigs page of their website you'll see that my friends... the Sacco boys are having a gig this friday night at the Barley Corn Hotel, 177 Johnston St, Collingwood at 10pm. I've known these guys since I was about four years old, thanks to my best friend, Stephanie, (who also happens to be their sister) and I have to mention my admiration and respect for what they are doing with their band. I've been around my fair share of musical groups "behind the scenes" and by far these guys are the most professional and focused I have come across. They clearly know what they want, where they want to go and what they will and won't do to get there. I really wish them great success and plan to stick close so that when they're famous I can sell my inside story to Who Weekly detailing our Blue Heelers inspired version of jail-tiggy at Elmhurst Park. (May I just say that Paul does a great Tom Croydon)

Rate your life...

If you go to this website and answer the questions you'll receive a rating out of 10 for your life. Give it a go and let me know the outcome. Don't blame me if you get a crap score.

www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16208

Non-inspiration

Last Tuesday morning I arrived at work feeling unmotivated and discouraged by the monotony of my daily routine. So, I turned to my desk calendar which holds sayings for the day for some inspiration. Unfortunately, I was met with this: "Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead." Needless to say, I didn't feel much better. I'm thinking of contacting the manufacturer...

Thought for the day

If you find yourself in a situation in which you know you have wronged another, be sure to admit this immediately. People are often quick to point out when others make mistakes, but it is the rare individual who is as quick to point out their own mistakes as well. Demonstrate to others that you are strong enough and honorable enough to say when you have wronged. Integrity will get you extremely far in this lifetime, whereas deception and retreat from difficult people and situations will not.

The perfect night out...

I went out last Saturday night with my best friend Stephanie and we had the best night out ever! I can't exactly divulge what went down out there on the town but I can't stop reliving the entire thing in my mind. The funny thing is though that there were elements to a good night which I thought had to be fulfilled for this level of satisfaction to be achieved. However, none were present on this particular evening. I wasn't drinking any alcohol because I was driving, my hair went a bit frizzy due to the damp air, I was pretty tired and perhaps a little grumpy and I was freezing my butt off due to limited clothing. Regardless of these seemingly deterring factors to the perfect evening I arrived home at 4am-ish wanting to do it all over again. The question now is how will I ever top this night of all nights? Is every night out now going to be a let down? I doubt I will ever be able to match it seeing as it was all due to a chain of seriously lucky events and I couldn't have planned it better myself.

Times are a-changing

Well, what can I say? I'm sorry it's been so long since my last post but times are a-changing. I have started full time work and probably everyone who has ever worked full time (especially the oldies) will laugh condescendingly at what I'm about to say. I feel like my life is flying by and I'm not doing much else with it except work. I basically live for Friday night from Monday morning and the week does go rather quick but before I know it I've had my weekend and it's Monday morning once again. I've been working for four weeks now and it feels like it's been two. If I have to keep this up for the rest of my life, my life will only feel half as long.

In other news, I got my licence...finally. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for risking their lives and teaching me how to drive, my driving instructor Greg (www.zoom.cjb.net) for showing me the finer points (great guy) and Pauly for sitting next to me and being extremely critical, teaching me how to argue and drive at the same time.

The joke that isn't funny...

I'd like to take a moment to explain the joke in my post "My Bro". The joke was cleverly created by Paul as a child. To the average person, this clearly (my word of the week, I can't stop saying it!) isn't funny but Paul still laughs till his belly jiggles to this day. Don't ask me why. He may have been dropped on the head as a baby.

New Year's Eve Party

Everyone that I know is invited to my New Year's Eve party this Saturday night, 7:30pm at my place. So if this is you and you haven't already been officially invited give me a call and I'll give you the details. I'd love to have you there. As they say, the more the merrier.

My Bro

I'd just like to point out that my big brother, Paul (or otherwise known as Paulus, Pauly-doodle or simply Ye) has tried yet again to make me look stupid by removing his posting of the word 'test'. I don't know what I did to deserve it but Paul seems to enjoy embarrassing me. I am frequently the 'butt' of his jokes at parties and other social events. I am far too mature to stoop to his level so I will resist from retaliation and leave you with a joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit
Rabbit Who?
Rabbit Biscuit Tasty

The Blog Experience

This is my first blog entry. My brother was kind enough to set the blog up for me. Except that I'm not really keen on the name of it, or the colour, or the fact that he posted an entry that just says "test" and I don't know how to get rid of it yet. But I'm grateful all the same.
So anyway...I'm not sure what I'm going to say on my blog yet...I guess I'll just wait until I have something interesting to share.
Ooo...I have something. (That didn't take long) I went to a 21st this weekend. And I was thinking during the speeches. Why anyone would want to have a 21st birthday party is beyond me. Personally, I think its a bit twisted that 21 years after you are born your close friends and family all get together to take the piss out of you. And then at the end you thank everyone for coming...and laughing at you.